I'm Chris.

I'm an underpaid civil rights attorney living in my hometown and favorite place in the world, Austin, TX.

 

In part two of “Chris’s observations while watching random shit on TV Sunday morning while his wife sleeps in”…

Why is Petey Pablo in Drumline? Not that I don’t want to take my shirt off, twist it round my head, and spin it like a helicopter, but seriously, they couldn’t get an Atlanta hip-hop artist for this? The entire damn movie is set in Atlanta and the competition is at the Georgia Dome.