I'm Chris.
I'm an underpaid civil rights attorney living in my hometown and favorite place in the world, Austin, TX.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So I’m watching Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style on TBS right now and for some reason when I watched this in middle school, I didn’t realize how age-inappropriate Zack and Kelly’s island flings are.
It’s apparently the summer before their senior year, so the gang is 17 or so. Zack is seeing a single mom who is 21-22 and Kelly is seeing her grandfather’s attorney, who has to be at least 25 and seems to be at least 30-35 since there is no suggestion he’s freshly out of law school and he’s successful enough to own a Porsche and a yacht.