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melissabea: i’m sure you all saw the sweet 3-in-1 breakfast station NPR posted earlier but did you bother to look around the amazing-ness that is the manufacturer’s clearance website? probably not .. because if you did you would all be in awe of this hot dog pop up toaster. now, i’ll be the first to say, i am in no way, shape or form a hot dog fan. come to think of it, i only like hot dogs on 2 occasions - 4th of july (america F yeah!) and drunk munchie sessions at the jersey shore (what are you supposed to do when hot dog carts are parked right outside the bars?). life/late nights in belmar would have been a lot easier with this toaster slash future roomies, consider this my contribution to summer 2012. I absolutely own this. Well, I own the Hot Diggity Dogger, but same thing.

melissabea:

i’m sure you all saw the sweet 3-in-1 breakfast station NPR posted earlier but did you bother to look around the amazing-ness that is the manufacturer’s clearance website? probably not .. because if you did you would all be in awe of this hot dog pop up toaster.

now, i’ll be the first to say, i am in no way, shape or form a hot dog fan. come to think of it, i only like hot dogs on 2 occasions - 4th of july (america F yeah!) and drunk munchie sessions at the jersey shore (what are you supposed to do when hot dog carts are parked right outside the bars?).

life/late nights in belmar would have been a lot easier with this toaster slash future roomies, consider this my contribution to summer 2012.

I absolutely own this. Well, I own the Hot Diggity Dogger, but same thing.

  1. fuckyeahbachelorhood reblogged this from thanksforpartying and added:
    Bachelorhood at its finest.
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  3. puff-pass-ashholio reblogged this from thanksforpartying and added:
    why is this so brilliant?
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    True story: I use...I used it. Then, somehow, I did not...it...
  7. kbjb said: excuse: free dogs at nat’s games = occasion three. i really hope i get to use this.
  8. lifeoftheabsolutelyoptimistic said: My family had a hot dog toaster when I was younger. I loved it!! I had totally forgot until I saw this post. Definitely going on next year’s Christmas list!
  9. alongwayfromdone reblogged this from melissabea and added:
    I absolutely own this. Well, I own...Hot Diggity Dogger,
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