December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 21st
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I think my wife watches 30 Rock in her dreams.
She talks in her sleep all the time, but last night, she laughed in her sleep, then said “oh Kenneth”.
Dec 21st
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ER Visits
sexartandpolitics: A great number of embarrassing ER visits could be prevented if we taught our children to make sure that anything they put up their butts has a flared bottom. Your ass will suck that shit up, kids. My dad worked in an ER when he was in college. He obviously has a ton of stories, but one lesson he felt the need to pass on when I was like 12 was, “Son, if you ever feel...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Hey Atlantans!
You should go to the Santa Speedo Run this weekend and watch our “minister” Brad run in his man-panties. Not sure he’d want me posting his speedo pic on here, but here’s a shirtless preview: p.s., if you know any cute, single tops in Atlanta…he’s available
Dec 8th
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So when does The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo get thrilling? I’m 98 pages in and I’m bored as fuck.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Memories
lacey: I still remember in 2nd grade when I mispelled the bonus question on a Spelling Test. I spelled it “surprize”. In algebra in 7th grade, there was a quiz where I missed every single question on the quiz but then I got all three bonus questions right so I made a 15. I thought it was a lot funnier than my mom did.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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50 Books - Almost done!
46. The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach (Seriously the best novel I have read in years) 47. The Confession by John Grisham (I didn’t realize until I read the notes at the end that my old boss consulted on this book, so that’s kinda fun, and explains why some of the plot elements in the book came from cases I worked on) 48. The Drop by Michael Connelly (Harry Bosch is always great)
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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I can't remember if I already posted this here,... →
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
This doesn't surprise me, but I'm disappointed... →
aamber: Definitely not surprised. I don’t understand how this is big news, because they have always been a far right, fundamentalist Christian organization. I mean, they’re closed on Sundays, and if I remember correctly, Chick Fil A is affiliated with James Dobson’s organization, which is about as far right as they come. I’m not saying that what they are doing is right, but I am saying that it...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Is it just because of my last name or has everybody else been forwarded “Texts from Bennett” twenty-nine times today?
Dec 1st
I don’t understand. Why is Moveon just now circulating that video of the son of two lesbians speaking to the legislature in Iowa? Do they not know this happened, and was in the news, almost a year ago?
Dec 1st
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