Sister Hazel - Champagne High So after my...
katie-mac asked: he doesn't HAVE cowboy boots!
Now that I’m 27, am I still allowed to giggle when people play words like ‘FART’ and ‘WHORES’ in Words with Friends?
The other side of The Boy
nickihebert: fatmanatee: Just realized how much of an asshole I sound like if I called a gf The Girl. Chris, you asshole. Fuck
The Girl got letters to the editor published in both the Waco and Dallas papers today. She’s such a cute little activist.
The Girl won't let me have a 'celebs I can cheat...
The Girl: Are you gonna be grumpy tonight?
Me: Tough to predict really. If Taye Diggs is free, you can hang out with him instead
The Girl: Stop making a cheat list for me and trying to get me to use it!!
So I finally fell back asleep at like 7am. Then the apartment complex decided they needed to test the fire alarms at 9:30, so that was nice.
undercover-ginger asked: Seriously. Kitchen Aid mixers and Kristin Chenoweth posts in one day? We're in love and you don't even know it YET.
Ugh. Slept from like midnight to 2am. Now it’s 5am and I still can’t fall back asleep. Thank god I can work, i.e. nap, from home tomorrow.
My boss just sent me a job listing in Boise. Uhh…thanks…
simplejulie: ambera: joshsuth: It closes on Sundays because their food is a miracle. TRUTH I’m pretty sure I’m the only person alive who’s never had Chick-fil-A. I live on the south side of Chicago. We don’t have it around here! You will soon!
Elton John’s letter to Ryan White, 20 years after his death from AIDS By...– Washington Post
I eat candy, and then I eat fruit, and they do NOT taste the same.– Summer Mac
I just taught my sister inflation in less than a minute using the McDonald’s breakfast menu. I really missed my calling as a college economics professor.
girlwearsmascara: For the record, I am going to kick your ass again this year.
Me: You're going to kick my ass at what?
girlwearsmascara: Why are you not relating the nfl draft to fantasy football?
Me: Haha, because there's no relation
girlwearsmascara: Me masterminding how to kick your ass five months in advance. EAT IT.
girlwearsmascara: You might want to blog that
I like you so much that watching football bs with you is fun.– The Girl, after watching the first round of the NFL Draft. Good thing, because I watch a shit ton of “football bs”.
For those scoring at home, Words with Friends will accept ‘nom’ but will not accept “thx”, “pls”, or “bai”.
Do girls instinctively know how to make a towel turban or is this a learned skill?
That ai'nt how contractions work, ya'll!
(via katie-mac, lacey) I’m on Lacey’s side, y’all. Sorry McNasty. It’s kind of like saying that you are always going to write “your” because it’s shorter and you like it better than having to figure out when “you’re” is appropriate.
Sheep pig!!! →
jenmcnasty: Has anyone seen this yet? Am I the only one that thinks this animal is freaking cute?! Seeing little demons like that thing running around is enough to make me believe in the apocalypse.
Tuesday night trivia team all bailed. Sad day. Is it douchey to go to trivia by one’s self?
Watching Walk the Line on FX. I love Reese Witherspoon but I don’t think I would leave Ginnifer Goodwin for her.
i’m glad you’re not using our friendship just to get daily creep...– girlwearsmascara has for some reason attracted a litany of guys who say creepy ass things to her, to the point that she now provides me with the ‘daily creep’ via gchat. Unfortunately, she cut off one of the creepers and this was her response to my assurance that I would still be her...
You are hilarious – will you send a list of topics/questions that are...– My mom, mocking me after I emailed her a brief bio of The Girl. They folks are meeting her for the first time tonight, and didn’t even know of her existence until a few days ago, so I wanted them to have a few bits of info like where she’s from and what she does. Shit I’m awkward.
I used to have a bit of complex about my birthday because adults always grumbled “oh…tax day…”, and because the Titanic sank on my birthday in 1912, and because Abe Lincoln died on my birthday in 1865, and because my grandfather died on my third birthday. I’m over it now…mostly. This also led to my being intensely interested in the Titanic and in The Civil War...
If you can vote in the Texas Republican Primary Runoff today*, please go do so and vote for Debra Lehrmann for Texas Supreme Court. She’s one of the most prominent family law experts in the state and has been a judge for over 20 years. She’s extremely qualified to be on the Supreme Court. Her opponent, Rick Green, is an evangelist blowhard with no judicial experience who plead guilty...
Headed to meet the Girl’s dad for the first time. I need a Xanax and three shots of tequila.
Your heart jumps a little when your boss send you an email with the subject line “WTF?!”. Fortunately she’s wtf’ing someone else’s behavior and not mine.