December 2010
59 posts
So I’ve known for weeks that my office desk chair was super uncomfortable but I couldn’t really figure out why. Finally yesterday I finally noticed that all of the wheels don’t touch the ground at the same time so I’m rocking back and forth. I’m not sure whether I should be concerned about my skills of observation or I’m just been really focused on my work.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Win or lose, Mizzou’s bowl game not starting until 9pm is going to make me absolutely worthless at work tomorrow.
ilikeyourwigjanice replied to your post: I keep trying to upload pictures for a post but…
SAME HERE! Yesterday I couldnt get my cat picture to stop being the wrong way. So I saved it 90 degrees from what it SHOULD look like and it worked. Stupid Tumblr.
You are a GENIUS!
katie-mac replied to your post: I keep trying to upload pictures for a post but…
You’re too smart for this. This is the kind of question I would be asking you.
:(
I’m in discovery on six federal trials. My brain is fried.
I keep trying to upload pictures for a post but tumblr keeps rotating the pictures 90 degrees.
What am I doing wrong?
Some song entitled “Captain Vegetable” on the Sesame Street album “Silly Songs” just came up on my Joshua Radin pandora station. WTF was invented for situations like this.
I’m so super jealous of all of you who got snow, which seems to be pretty much everyone I follow outside of Texas.
Getting drunk on dos equis, eating tamales and tortilla soup, and singing Christmas carols. I <3 Christmas Eve.
There’s a baby at church who looks just like Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element.
The sheer volume of confused men (of which I am one) at Sephora on January 22 is hilarious.
The biggest professional mistake of my career thus...
Putting my cell phone number on my business card
Having two attorneys in our office named Chris has finally come back to bite me. I answered the phone this morning and a woman said ‘is this Chris?’, to which I replied ‘yes’ and she proceeded to tell me something for about 10 minutes that probably would have made sense if I had any idea who the hell she was but at that point I was too embarassed to tell her that I think...
Nothing ruins a perfectly good burrito like biting into a big ass chicken bone.
The upside of apparently being one of the only people working this week: no traffic
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Office Christmas party tonight! Boss got me a hotel room, I think that’s a green light to get shitfaced.
I am so ready for the week to be over. I miss The Girl, I miss my apartment, I miss my DVR, I’m tired of eating Whataburger (I never thought I’d say that), and I want to get home and eat my tumblr eat up.
I’ve been in East Texas all week. I had depositions all day Tuesday-Thursday and a mediation all day today. Whenever I finally get out of this mediation (don’t worry,...
“Taking a nap. C U later”
– My boss at 2:30 in the afternoon today. Must be nice.
Just ate at a Subway that had a mural of The Ten Commandments. Oh East Texas…
I think I received my tumblr eat-up on Monday. Unfortunately I won’t be home to eat it until Friday. Hopefully The Girl saves me some or at least takes some pics.
The business center at the Best Western in Cleveland, Texas leaves a lot to be desired.
I had to download Adobe reader to their computer and they make you buy printer paper from the front desk for 25 cents per page.
If you give a witness your cell phone number, they will use it at 9:30am on a Saturday.
Was the first person in my office by 45 minutes. Have been the last person here for an hour. FML.
saraplainandtall replied to your post: Who wants a Christmas card?
Do you still have my address from when you sent me yummy cookies?
I sure do
Who wants a Christmas card?
The Girl and I are sending out amazingly adorable Christmas cards and currently, her list of recipients is much longer than mine and this is making me insecure.
Send me your address!
What the hell does PHA mean in NYC addresses? I’m sending out Christmas cards and I keep seeing this.
denverbsides:
Came home from the gym to find my Tumblr Eat up treats from this fine young man! You can be damn sure I’d make 2 a days if this reward system continued.
And I would need to considering how melt in your mouth delicious they are.
Thank you Chris!!!
You’re so very welcome!! I’m glad you enjoyed them!
At dinner with a girl from Boston who just ate her first chicken fried steak and Texas toast. She just slow-clapped her meal.
“The average salary for mall santa jobs is $24,000.”
– My dad used to be a mall Santa back in his prime.
Simply Hired
Guys, that is for 1 month of work.
I need to grow a beard, put on some ELL-BEEs and start practicing my ho-ho-hoing.
(via kimbaland)
Do they pay the Easter Bunny the same amount?? I’m pretty sure I don’t fit the criteria for Santa,...
kriskratz replied to your post: Just ate way too much food at lunch. I wish I…
I closed the door to my office and slept on the floor under my desk during lunch today. George Costanza style.
I’m currently deciding between this, leaning my chair back as far as it goes, or laying down on the desk and using my briefcase as a pillow.
The only flaw in this plan is that I have to file a...
Just ate way too much food at lunch. I wish I still had a couch in my office so I could lock the door and take a nap.
Why does the crossword make such a ginormous jump in difficulty on Thursdays? Monday-Wednesday, I can bang that shit out in 5-10 minutes. Then BAM!, Thursday comes around and for the rest of the week, I can fill out about half of it and then I just sit there drooling on myself and staring at it until I crumple it up and throw it away.
““Unless you’ve never worn leather shoes, sat upon a leather chair or...”
– I heart you Aaron Sorkin