February 2012
19 posts
kkinclev replied to your photo: Fucking shit. Looks like its gonna another…
cry.me.a.river. #hotweatherinfebproblems
Weather is none of the 531 reasons I won’t be moving to Cleveland. :)
Hell, I almost moved to Chicago and would happily trade Chicago weather for Austin weather.
San Francisco weather is really my ideal.
Elena’s going to Hotlanta this weekend to hang out with her gay husband/our wedding officiant. I’ve been trying to convince her to read The Hunger Games for like 3 months now. Hopefully my loading all three books onto my Kindle and giving it to her for the flight will do the trick.
So wait, am I supposed to eat pancakes or cajun food today?
Have you all refrained from spoiling Top Chef for me or do I just need to stay off of tumblr today?
My boss seriously just suggested that he send someone across the street to buy a loaf of bread and sandwich makings.
Umm…no thanks. I’m perfectly capable of making a sandwich at home and bringing it to work if I want to. I go out to lunch because I need to get out of her for an hour every day for my sanity.
The problem with this post is that Chris Brown... →
That’s not entirely true. He released a video apology in July of 2009.
Hi Im Chris Brown, Since February my attorney has advised me not to speak out, even though every since the incident I wanted to publicly express my deepest regret and accept full responsibility. Although, I will do some interviews and answer some questions in the future, I thought it would be best if you hear from...
In The Shadow of Two Gunmen, part II (2.2)
CJ: This is our 5th press briefing since midnight. Obviously, there's one story thats going to be dominating the news around the world for the next few days, and it would be easy to think that President Bartlet, Joshua Lyman, and Stephanie Abbott were the only victims of a gun crime last night. They weren't. Mark Davis and Sheila Evans of Philadelphia were killed by a gun last night. He was a biology teacher and she was a nursing student. Tina Bishop and Linda Larkin were killed with a gun last night. They were 12. There were 36 homicides last night, 480 sexual assaults, 3411 robberies, 3685 aggravated assaults, all at gunpoint. And if anyone thinks those crimes could have been prevented if the victims themselves had been carrying guns, I'd only remind you that the President of the United States himself was shot last night while surrounded by the best trained armed guards in the history of the world. Back to the briefing.
Danny: She's good.
Leo: Yes, she is.
Taking Truman outside to potty is like sticking the disinterested eight-year-old in right field. He just sits in the grass and eats dandelions.
“Woodlawn (Birmingham, Ala.) linebacker Cassanova McKinzy revealed he signed with...”
– via USA Today
Cassanova McKinzy is my spirit animal
Prior to landing my current job, I volunteered for about a year as an attorney doing capital appeals with a group where I worked as a law clerk. For the case I was primarily working on, a federal judge ordered that he receive a new trial due to his attorney being completely in over his head in the initial trial.
Anyway, I found out yesterday that the DA in charge of re-trying the case agreed to a...
Liz Moore Music and Books: Signed HEFT giveaway →
lizmooremusic:
Dear friends,
I feel slightly uncouth doing this for reasons I can’t explain, but I’m going to do it anyway, as a thank you to you all and also as a shameless promotional tool for the book. W.W. Norton thanks you for understanding.
I’d like to give away two signed copies of HEFT. I will write…
I bought the Kindle edition so I could definitely use a signed copy for the...
January 2012
26 posts
Watchkbpresently:
landofthepine:
vneckandacardigan:
popculturebrain:
‘30 Rock’ Unleashes ‘Shit Liz Lemon Says’ | THR
Smart smart smart.
Love you Liz Lemon. Always and forever.
Was really hoping to hear Night Cheese.
YES.
flyingoffthehandle:
Dear AU,
I appreciate you calling me as an alumni to stay in contact. I understand the need for alumni donations. I fully intend to donate in the future.
However, until my student loans are paid off (and so long as the WONK campaign
continues), you’re shit outta luck
Love,
A satisfied, but suddenly poor, alumna
I had a similar experience with Mizzou about two years...
tinabski replied to your post: Holy shit the Morning After Pill is expensive. Why…
CHRISSS It’s not meant to be used every time you have sex. That’s what birth control is for.
Hahaha, obviously I know this since I’m 28, married, and just now found out how damn expensive it is!
Holy shit the Morning After Pill is expensive. Why does nobody mention this when we’re having absurd debates about teenagers using it as birth control? What the hell kind of teenagers can spend $50 every time they have sex?
Take This Sabbath Day (1.14)
Toby: I had a strange experience this weekend. One of the PD's on the Cruz case, I guess trying the things you do when you're desperate, he went and spoke to my rabbi.
Bartlet: Jewish law doesn't prohibit -
Toby: I know.
Bartlet: The commandment does not say "Thou shalt not kill." It says "Thou shalt not murder."
Toby: I know. But the fact is that, even two thousand years ago, the rabbis of the Talmud couldn't stomach it. I mean, they weren't about to rewrite the Torah, but they came up with another way. They came up with legal restrictions, which make our criminal justice system look... They made it impossible for the state to punish someone by killing them.
Bartlet: We make it very hard to kill anybody in this country, Toby.
Toby: It should be impossible.
Bartlet: But it's not.
Toby: But it should be.
In part two of “Chris’s observations while watching random shit on TV Sunday morning while his wife sleeps in”…
Why is Petey Pablo in Drumline? Not that I don’t want to take my shirt off, twist it round my head, and spin it like a helicopter, but seriously, they couldn’t get an Atlanta hip-hop artist for this? The entire damn movie is set in Atlanta and the...
So I’m watching Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style on TBS right now and for some reason when I watched this in middle school, I didn’t realize how age-inappropriate Zack and Kelly’s island flings are.
It’s apparently the summer before their senior year, so the gang is 17 or so. Zack is seeing a single mom who is 21-22 and Kelly is seeing her grandfather’s attorney,...
“So you paid $20 to win $35 – and then you factor in your labor … .
Don’t...”
– My mom is much less excited about my finishing 2nd in her office bowl pool than I was.
Who are these people who comment on someone’s Facebook status that has changed from “engaged” to “single”? Do they not see how awkward publicly commenting on this is? If you know the person well enough, call or text them. Otherwise, say nothing.
Fuck
Just went to turn on 30 Rock but it turns out I forgot that we moved and thus didn’t already have a 30 Rock Season Pass set to record on this DVR.
The number of work-related emails I have received today is starting to make me think we don’t actually have today off…
December 2011
29 posts
