I don’t think our new VOIP voicemail transcription software is equipped to handle rural Texas accents. This is apparently the voicemail I received this morning:
Hi, Jack. It’s captain Alan hey Boyd hey. It’s me. It’s about 12 o’clock I got it filed on at least for we got pick like 215-2012 is (me?) (calling?) the police (records?). Call me back we got some other members and let your deal on that 7 18 July the is there going to free trial for the Bye take care.
lizlemon replied to your post: I support capital punishment for people who don’t…
dude, send a text.
Fair. My disdain is primarily for my clients who do not set up their cell phone mailbox and who I don’t want to have my cell phone number. I also just feel kinda weird about texting in a professional setting.
I support capital punishment for people who don’t set up their cell phone voicemail mailbox.
My waiter at Sazon the other night
There’s a chance I eat there too much
I’m very confused by this story. Are these parents (and this girl) under the impression that 18yo boys are not regularly prosecuted for the statutory rape of 14yo girls? Over 99% of statutory rape convictions involving a female victim are of a male offender.
I think there are some logical reasons the law might see fit to treat a female-female relationship less stringently (STD transfer less common, no risk of pregnancy, etc.), but the law presently treats those relationships equally and their assertion that she is only being prosecuted due to it being a same-sex relationship seems completely baseless without some evidence of animus or disparate treatment. If anything, the disparate treatment seems to be against older male-younger female relationships.
My hatred of traffic clusterfucks caused by Presidential visits is bipartisan.
When I was in 9th Grade, I actually sent a letter to A&F Corporate complaining that they didn’t make XXL clothes for guys or jeans larger than 36. I didn’t get a response.
What the hell was with all the era-inappropriate music in last night’s New Girl? Stay by Lisa Loeb in a year 2000 flashback and I’ll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men in a year 2003 flashback?
