I'm Chris. I'm currently an underpaid civil rights attorney living with my lovely wife and my adorable dog in Austin. I went to Mizzou for undergrad before spending a few years in Houston in law school. You should drop in and say hi.

 

heelsandhardhat asked
Whoa whoa whoa. Let's be real here. From one fellow Texan to another. Have you spent any time in Houston? I have lived in both Austin and Houston. & let me tell you, when I lived in Austin, I sincerely missed Houston Tex Mex. Austin's doesn't hold a candle. Not even close. Sure, Austin loves a good breakfast taco, and places like El Tacorrido serve up some authentic goodness. But fajitas? No way. Matt's El Rancho is the best Austin has, and it is sub par compared to ALL of my Houston favorites.

I lived in Houston for three years. Houston is generally an excellent food city but its Tex-Mex offerings were underwhelming (though significantly better than its BBQ, which was shockingly terrible).

And FYI, El Rancho is not top 10 in Austin though it is a sentimental favorite for me.

The 13 best quesos in Houston

girlwearsmascara:

heelsandhardhat:

Things that are relevant to my interests.

decidedly relevant to my interests as well.

That’s adorable that someone considers Houston a Tex-Mex mecca.

Does anybody know how to retweet/quote so that it looks like this?

Does anybody know how to retweet/quote so that it looks like this?

Every Episode of Friends, Ranked

thebluehour:

The one with the embryos // featuring “it’s all relative” and “Ms. Chanandalier Bong” got robbed. Should’ve been in the one slot.

This episode has always suffered from a bad title. Everybody loves the episode for the apartment trivia contest. Nobody cares about the damn embryos. If it were called “The One with Ms. Chanandalier Bong” it would have been #1.

God the Saved by the Bell movie was horrendous. And not horrendous in a good way, like the Anna Nicole Smith movie was.

Who do I talk to about getting the last two hours of my life back?

amberab83:

lifelibertysilliness:

Just a reminder that this train wreck is happening tonight on Lifetime at 9.

Reminding myself to set the DVR

Yes please

amberab83:

lifelibertysilliness:

Just a reminder that this train wreck is happening tonight on Lifetime at 9.

Reminding myself to set the DVR

Yes please

Packing light is an attractive quality in a woman.

Thanks co-worker. Glad to see my ability to pack will help me find a husband.  (via thisiserinsworld)

Ain’t that for damn sure. The wife and I have a fight basically every time we travel because I get pissed at the anticipation of having to spend $50 to check her goddamn suitcase that weighs over 50 pounds while she gets pissed at me for stressing her out about packing.

We would be like 15% happier as a couple if she could pack reasonably.

There is live college football on my television.

This is not a test.

Ask Polly: How Do I Make Friends in My Late 20s?

helloyouhellome:

mavieenrose:

this is so spot on.

Hello in need of friends (sub early 30’s).

This is especially difficult if you work from home :(

Celebrating the start of college football season by watching old Mizzou games in the background while I work

Celebrating the start of college football season by watching old Mizzou games in the background while I work