I'm Chris. I'm currently an underpaid civil rights attorney living with my lovely wife and my adorable dog in Austin. I went to Mizzou for undergrad before spending a few years in Houston in law school. You should drop in and say hi.

 

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

Robin Williams.

The number for the National Suicide Prevention Hotline is 1-800-273-8255.

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My sister on collecting her over $50 in unclaimed property from the state of Missouri

My sister on collecting her over $50 in unclaimed property from the state of Missouri

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been sucked into the Footloose remake on FX, I’d have like 25 cents.

Just found an envelope with a few thousand dollars in it on top of my parents’ washing machine.

Is my dad Walter White?

alongwayfromdone:

Boyhood was absolutely spectacular. It’s been two days now and I can’t stop thinking about how much I loved it. If this is showing near you, go see it, like, now.

I’m just gonna keep reblogging myself until you all go see this

Boyhood was absolutely spectacular. It’s been two days now and I can’t stop thinking about how much I loved it. If this is showing near you, go see it, like, now.

hayyyjk:

red-bird-writes:

bees-knees:

emilyposts:

cynicismandspunk:

…oh.

Shut up!

If the optometrist tells me on Friday that I probably need contacts, I’m going to have a very intense internal battle.

Personally, I don’t know how this is possible. My eyes are so oily that after like 3 days I wouldn’t even be able to open my eyes.

I read this story on Sunday, and immediately changed my contacts even though I take them out daily to clean them. 

I used to leave my two-week disposables in for 6-9 months in college (basically until my vision got hazy or they fell out). Thank god I got LASIK and saved my eyes from my lazy self.

hayyyjk:

red-bird-writes:

bees-knees:

emilyposts:

cynicismandspunk:

oh.

Shut up!

If the optometrist tells me on Friday that I probably need contacts, I’m going to have a very intense internal battle.

Personally, I don’t know how this is possible. My eyes are so oily that after like 3 days I wouldn’t even be able to open my eyes.

I read this story on Sunday, and immediately changed my contacts even though I take them out daily to clean them.

I used to leave my two-week disposables in for 6-9 months in college (basically until my vision got hazy or they fell out). Thank god I got LASIK and saved my eyes from my lazy self.

twohippiechic:

nbcnightlynews:

56% of millennials are living paycheck to paycheckMore: http://nbcnews.to/1l3NWVc



I’m impressed by and jealous of 44% of y’all

twohippiechic:

nbcnightlynews:

56% of millennials are living paycheck to paycheck

More: http://nbcnews.to/1l3NWVc

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I’m impressed by and jealous of 44% of y’all