I'm Chris. I'm currently an underpaid civil rights attorney living with my lovely wife and my adorable dog in Austin. I went to Mizzou for undergrad before spending a few years in Houston in law school. You should drop in and say hi.
I lived in Houston for three years. Houston is generally an excellent food city but its Tex-Mex offerings were underwhelming (though significantly better than its BBQ, which was shockingly terrible).
And FYI, El Rancho is not top 10 in Austin though it is a sentimental favorite for me.
God the Saved by the Bell movie was horrendous. And not horrendous in a good way, like the Anna Nicole Smith movie was.
Who do I talk to about getting the last two hours of my life back?
Thanks co-worker. Glad to see my ability to pack will help me find a husband. (via thisiserinsworld)
Ain’t that for damn sure. The wife and I have a fight basically every time we travel because I get pissed at the anticipation of having to spend $50 to check her goddamn suitcase that weighs over 50 pounds while she gets pissed at me for stressing her out about packing.
We would be like 15% happier as a couple if she could pack reasonably.
There is live college football on my television.
This is not a test.